Team roster -- 3 Princess Rodeo  Clowns With Nukes
Regular season
| Batter Ratings | 
|   |   |   |   |   | vs LHP | vs RHP | Bunt |   |   |   |   |   | 
| S | Name | P | Bats | Age | AVG | PW | AVG | PW | Sac | Hit | Run | Stl | Jmp | Injury | Clutch | 
|  | Nolan Arenado | 3b | Rsp | 0 | .315 | Ex | .315 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Ex | Av | Pr | Normal | Normal | 
|  | George Bell | lf | Rsp | 0 | .341 | Ex | .295 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Av | Vg | Fr | Iron | Normal | 
|  | Matt Carpenter | 1b | Lp | 0 | .232 | Ex | .268 | Ex | Fr | Av | Fr | Ex | Pr | Normal | Terror | 
|  | Freddie Freeman | 1b | Lsp | 0 | .309 | Ex | .309 | Vg | Pr | Pr | Av | Vg | Fr | Iron | Normal | 
|  | Paul Goldschmidt | 1b | Rp | 0 | .311 | Ex | .293 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Av | Vg | Av | Normal | Normal | 
|  | Juan Gonzalez | rf | Rp | 0 | .355 | Ex | .306 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Vg | Av | Pr | Normal | Normal | 
|  | Tony Gwynn | rf | Lsp | 0 | .353 | Pr | .352 | Pr | Av | Pr | Pr | Vg | Av | Prone | Terror | 
|  | Francisco Lindor | ss | Ssp | 0 | .258 | Vg | .298 | Ex | Av | Fr | Av | Ex | Vg | Prone | Terror | 
|  | Ketel Marte | cf | Ssp | 0 | .333 | Ex | .327 | Ex | Vg | Fr | Vg | Ex | Fr | Prone | Normal | 
|  | Joe Mauer | c | Lsp | 0 | .272 | Av | .365 | Vg | Pr | Pr | Vg | Pr | Pr | Normal | Terror | 
|  | Tony Pena | c | Rsp | 0 | .320 | Ex | .273 | Av | Av | Pr | Vg | Av | Av | Normal | Normal | 
|  | Manny Ramirez | dh | Rsp | 0 | .342 | Ex | .296 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Prone | Normal | 
|  | Alex Rodriguez | ss | Rp | 0 | .305 | Ex | .295 | Ex | Pr | Pr | Ex | Ex | Av | Iron | Terror | 
|  | Freddy Sanchez | 2b | Rsp | 0 | .364 | Vg | .282 | Fr | Av | Pr | Vg | Pr | Pr | Normal | Normal | 
|  | Andy Van Slyke | cf | Lp | 0 | .297 | Av | .345 | Vg | Av | Pr | Av | Vg | Fr | Normal | Normal | 
|   | Total |   |   | 0.0 | .311 |   | .306 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | 
| Pitcher Ratings | 
|   |   |   |   |   | vsLHB | vsRHB | Bunt |   |   |   | Dur |   |   |   |   |   |   | 
| S | Name | P | T | Age | AVG | AVG | Sac | Hit | Run | Stl | Jmp | S | R | Hld | WP | BK | GB% | Jam | Injury | 
|  | Aroldis Chapman | cl | L | 0 | .135 | .163 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr |  | Av | Fr | 80 | 500 | 54 | Tough | Normal | 
|  | Gerrit Cole | sp | R | 0 | .175 | .198 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Vg |  | Fr | 13 | 419 | 45 | Normal | Iron | 
|  | Johnny Cueto | sp | R | 0 | .194 | .194 | Ex | Ex | Pr | Pr | Pr | Ex |  | Ex | 2 | 176 | 52 | Normal | Iron | 
|  | Jose DeLeon | sp | R | 0 | .196 | .196 | Fr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Av |  | Pr | 26 | 198 | 43 | Normal | Normal | 
|  | Doug Drabek | sp | R | 0 | .261 | .189 | Av | Pr | Fr | Pr | Pr | Vg |  | Av | 24 | 54 | 64 | Tough | Iron | 
|  | Chad Green | mr | R | 0 | .246 | .248 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr |  | Vg | Fr | 18 | 2 | 39 | Normal | Iron | 
|  | Joel Hanrahan | cl | R | 0 | .135 | .236 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr |  | Av | Fr | 52 | 15 | 41 | Normal | Normal | 
|  | Craig Kimbrel | cl | R | 0 | .147 | .135 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr |  | Fr | Fr | 55 | 18 | 44 | Normal | Normal | 
|  | Bill Landrum | cl | R | 0 | .176 | .241 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr |  | Av | Vg | 14 | 0 | 44 | Tough | Normal | 
|  | Charlie Morton | sp | R | 0 | .227 | .202 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Vg |  | Vg | 17 | 144 | 55 | Normal | Iron | 
|  | Roy Oswalt | sp | R | 0 | .263 | .234 | Vg | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Av |  | Vg | 4 | 0 | 53 | Normal | Prone | 
|  | Jose Rijo | sp | R | 0 | .266 | .205 | Vg | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Fr |  | Av | 5 | 66 | 66 | Normal | Prone | 
|  | Felipe Vazquez | cl | L | 0 | .191 | .199 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr |  | Av | Vg | 33 | 21 | 50 | Tough | Normal | 
|  | Billy Wagner | cl | L | 0 | .128 | .173 | Fr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr |  | Av | Fr | 22 | 387 | 46 | Normal | Iron | 
|  | Kirby Yates | cl | R | 0 | .197 | .172 | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr | Pr |  | Av | Av | 21 | 19 | 56 | Normal | Normal | 
|   | Total |   |   | 0.0 | .216 | .199 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | 
| Fielding | 
|   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Throw |   | 
| S | Name | P | p | c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | OF | C | PB | 
|  | Arenado | 3b |   |   |   |   | Ex/49 |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Bell | lf |   |   |   |   |   |   | Fr/205 |   |   | Vg |  |   | 
|  | Carpenter,M | 1b |   |   | Av/220 | Av/83 | Av/100 |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Chapman,A | cl | Fr/80 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Cole,G | sp | Av/0 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Cueto | sp | Ex/101 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | DeLeon | sp | Fr/120 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Drabek | sp | Av/96 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Freeman,F | 1b |   |   | Ex/87 |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Goldschmidt | 1b |   |   | Ex/49 |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Gonzalez | rf |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Fr/100 | Av |  |   | 
|  | Green,C | mr | Pr/54 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Gwynn,T | rf |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Av/57 | Av |  |   | 
|  | Hanrahan | cl | Av/60 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Kimbrel | cl | Ex/59 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Landrum | cl | Av/40 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Lindor | ss |   |   |   |   |   | Av/72 |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Marte,K | cf |   |   |   | Av/58 |   | Fr/88 |   | Av/38 |   | Fr |  |   | 
|  | Mauer | c |   | Av/51 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  | Av | 2 | 
|  | Morton | sp | Pr/0 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Oswalt | sp | Av/15 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Pena | c |   | Vg/62 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  | Vg | 2 | 
|  | Ramirez | dh |   |   |   |   |   |   | Av/4 |   |   | Av |  |   | 
|  | Rijo | sp | Fr/85 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Rodriguez | ss |   |   |   |   |   | Av/41 |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Sanchez,F | 2b |   |   |   | Fr/80 |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Van Slyke | cf |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Av/68 |   | Ex |  |   | 
|  | Vazquez,F | cl | Av/60 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Wagner | cl | Vg/48 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
|  | Yates | cl | Vg/60 |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |  |   | 
| Contract | 
|   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   | Contract | 
| S | Name | P | Bats | T | Age | %Act | %Dis | Salary | Year | 
|  | Nolan Arenado | 3b | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 26000 | 0 | 
|  | George Bell | lf | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 
|  | Matt Carpenter | 1b | Lp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 14083 | 0 | 
|  | Aroldis Chapman | cl | Lp | L | 0 | 82 | 0 | 9468 | 0 | 
|  | Gerrit Cole | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 13500 | 0 | 
|  | Johnny Cueto | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 10000 | 0 | 
|  | Jose DeLeon | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 
|  | Doug Drabek | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 
|  | Freddie Freeman | 1b | Lsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 21359 | 0 | 
|  | Paul Goldschmidt | 1b | Rp | R | 0 | 98 | 2 | 8833 | 0 | 
|  | Juan Gonzalez | rf | Rp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 
|  | Chad Green | mr | Lsp | R | 0 | 90 | 0 | 598 | 0 | 
|  | Tony Gwynn | rf | Lsp | L | 0 | 81 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 
|  | Joel Hanrahan | cl | Rsp | R | 0 | 96 | 2 | 4100 | 0 | 
|  | Craig Kimbrel | cl | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 7250 | 0 | 
|  | Bill Landrum | cl | Rsp | R | 0 | 87 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 
|  | Francisco Lindor | ss | Ssp | R | 0 | 89 | 11 | 10850 | 0 | 
|  | Ketel Marte | cf | Ssp | R | 0 | 94 | 6 | 2400 | 0 | 
|  | Joe Mauer | c | Lsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 12500 | 0 | 
|  | Charlie Morton | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 15000 | 0 | 
|  | Roy Oswalt | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 59 | 41 | 500 | 0 | 
|  | Tony Pena | c | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 
|  | Manny Ramirez | dh | Rsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 13050 | 0 | 
|  | Jose Rijo | sp | Rsp | R | 0 | 93 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 
|  | Alex Rodriguez | ss | Rp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 22000 | 0 | 
|  | Freddy Sanchez | 2b | Rsp | R | 0 | 94 | 6 | 2750 | 0 | 
|  | Andy Van Slyke | cf | Lp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 
|  | Felipe Vazquez | cl | Lsp | L | 0 | 93 | 0 | 4500 | 0 | 
|  | Billy Wagner | cl | Lsp | L | 0 | 100 | 0 | 9000 | 0 | 
|  | Kirby Yates | cl | Lsp | R | 0 | 100 | 0 | 3062 | 0 | 
|   | Total |   |   |   | 0.0 |   |   | 210803 |   |