| Schedule | ||||
| Date | # | Opp | Type | |
| 3/1/2009 | 2008 Lowell Avenue Alumni Club | Reg | ||
| 3/2/2009 | 2008 Jimmies Jimmies | Reg | ||
| 3/3/2009 | @ | 2008 Snoballz Chanc | Reg | |
| 3/4/2009 | 2008 Free Blago | Reg | ||
| 3/6/2009 | 2008 Buffalo Burs | Reg | ||
| 3/7/2009 | @ | 2008 Springfield Sweatsox | Reg | |
| 3/8/2009 | @ | 2008 Alpha Centauri Spacemen | Reg | |
| 3/9/2009 | 2008 Morton Short Bus | Reg | ||
| 3/10/2009 | @ | 2008 Buffalo Burs | Reg | |
| 3/11/2009 | 2008 Springfield Sweatsox | Reg | ||
| 3/12/2009 | 2008 Alpha Centauri Spacemen | Reg | ||
| 3/13/2009 | @ | 2008 Morton Short Bus | Reg | |
| 3/14/2009 | 2008 Boise Bumblingbeerbellies | Reg | ||
| 3/15/2009 | @ | 2008 Mile High Redbirds | Reg | |
| 3/16/2009 | @ | 2008 Peoria Playboys | Reg | |
| 3/17/2009 | 2008 Bloomington Mighty Docs | Reg | ||
| 3/18/2009 | @ | 2008 Henderson Housemartins | Reg | |
| 3/19/2009 | @ | 2008 Boise Bumblingbeerbellies | Reg | |
| 3/20/2009 | 2008 Mile High Redbirds | Reg | ||
| 3/21/2009 | 2008 Peoria Playboys | Reg | ||
| 3/22/2009 | @ | 2008 Bloomington Mighty Docs | Reg | |
| 3/23/2009 | 2008 So Cal Really Rottens | Reg | ||
| 3/24/2009 | 2008 Fighting Hellfish | Reg | ||
| 3/25/2009 | @ | 2008 BigBen UmBurgers | Reg | |
| 3/26/2009 | @ | 2008 Auburn Trailer Trash | Reg | |
| 3/27/2009 | 2008 St. Charles Senators | Reg | ||
| 3/28/2009 | @ | 2008 So Cal Really Rottens | Reg | |
| 3/29/2009 | @ | 2008 Fighting Hellfish | Reg | |
| 3/30/2009 | 2008 BigBen UmBurgers | Reg | ||
| 3/31/2009 | 2008 Auburn Trailer Trash | Reg | ||
| 4/1/2009 | @ | 2008 St. Charles Senators | Reg | |
| 4/5/2009 | @ | 2008 Free Blago | Reg | |
| 4/6/2009 | @ | 2008 Endorphins | Reg | |
| 4/7/2009 | @ | 2008 Lowell Avenue Alumni Club | Reg | |
| 4/8/2009 | @ | 2008 Jimmies Jimmies | Reg | |
| 4/9/2009 | 2008 Snoballz Chanc | Reg | ||
| 4/10/2009 | 2008 Henderson Housemartins | Reg | ||
| 4/11/2009 | 2008 Endorphins | Reg | ||